Ever wanted to scratch the travel bug but were held back by responsibilities? Ever wondered what it would be like to breathe air, freshly bottled, from countries around the world?
A new internet marketing company has recently revealed a peak at their latest product line, a new opportunity to breathe air from various countries.
The company announced their new product, known only by it’s code name; “Literally Nothing“, during an internet marketing seminar.
The audience of this seminar mainly consisted of self-proclaimed internet-marketing experts, which all somehow managed to be best sellers on Amazon.
Make Billions… or Something!
Accompanying this revolutionary product is a business opportunity people can join to earn some extra income at home.
Members of the business opportunity are affectionately called “People Who Promote Literally Nothing” and earn an average monthly income equal to the GDP of a small country.
Members of the Literally Nothing opportunity are encouraged to recruit other members to build a team under them, receiving 300% commissions on every sale made.
How much does it cost to join?
Only three kidneys, an entire life worth of savings, and a first born.
But it’s worth it. Don’t believe me?
Here are some testimonials from some happy members:
“I sold three kidneys to join Literally Nothing and I have never made more money in my life. Originally I didn’t have enough kidneys to join but I was lucky enough to find a friend who was willing to lend me his kidney. What a sweetheart. I’m expected to make at least a billion dollars next week. Highly recommended.”
“I joined Literally Nothing last week and I’m at the top of the pyramid – I mean – food chain. I was able to move billions of bottles of air and I earned over five trillion dollars already. Literally Nothing is an amazing opportunity!
When people ask me, “What is Literally Nothing?” I have the same answer for everyone; it’s everything that you ever wanted.
Luckily, the company was generous enough to send me some samples of their flagship product for this review.
With these samples, I’m going to host a party and home to invite people to try it out for themselves. And if they want to become People Who Promote Literally Nothing I would be more than happy to show them the way!
How Does it Work?
Representatives travel to countries around the world, open a bottle for a few seconds and then close it. These bottles are labeled appropriately and sent back to our processing plant for inspection.
Once the inspection is complete, the bottles are added to our stores, where people can order them to their homes.
Literally Nothing is an incredible opportunity that will change your life.
The company is expected to launch their IPO soon and members can invest at least a few billion dollars to become co-founders.
Co founders of Literally Nothing have the chance to bring a minimum of five trillion dollars a day.
A spokesperson for Literally Nothing had this to say: “We needed some money so we decided to launch a quick product for some fast cash. As it turns out, it’s easier to cheat people than you think. We thought it was hilarious that people actually wanted bottled air, it was supposed to be a joke!”
Literally Nothing is expected to go public sometime next century.