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Man Finds Computer in Trash, Instantly Becomes SEO Expert

January 29, 2018 By Timothy 13 Comments

Man finds computer in landfill and immediately becomes a SEO expert, baffles scientists. Details below. 

A man in Florida found the remnants of an ancient Windows 95 computer in a landfill. To his surprise, the computer still worked.

When in contact with the computer, the man suddenly became aware of his incredible SEO expert powers.

He was able to take any website and rank it for the first result, regardless of the keywords or competition. 

After his super powers made the local news, fortune 500 companies began fighting for his talents.

Scientists were skeptical. To verify the integrity of his powers, they created a serious of tests. The tests consisted of challenges to rank for various keywords, including words such as “The” and “Is”.

Florida man was able to build websites and rank for all of their keywords in the number one result, in a matter of minutes.

Scientists were amazed. 

We reached out to a Google representative and they had this to say:

“Nobody has that kind of power. But just in case we released an update to destroy the lives of small business owners because we own the internet”.  

We sent a journalist to speak with Florida man for further investigation.

As it turns out, his computer wasn’t connected to the internet. 

Upon closer inspection, our team of experts noticed his computer was no computer at all but a microwave with the word SEO scribbled onto it.

To do this day, Florida man remains a legend and he will always be known as SEO man.

Last we heard he was working on his memoir and several major publishers have shown interest in publishing it.

We will provide live updates as the story progresses.

Back to you. 

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  1. MP Baruah says

    January 31, 2018 at 12:19 am

    First I was like “awww I need to contact that man”
    Later part of the article, I just laughed & laughed.
    Thanks for making my day.

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    • Timothy says

      January 31, 2018 at 12:23 am

      Haha, I’m glad you realized it was a joke!

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  2. Eleni Mackie says

    February 12, 2018 at 4:29 am

    I just laughed & laughed.
    Thanks for making my day.

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  3. shah nomaan says

    February 12, 2018 at 3:29 pm

    hhahahha awesome post.
    Thank you for sharing.

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  4. Anurag Tiwari says

    February 15, 2018 at 12:47 pm

    Hi Timothy,

    Nice article for seo and good example with that man,

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  5. TheAEC Associates says

    February 15, 2018 at 7:05 pm

    Luckiest person in the world…hahahahahhahaha

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  6. Website Design Ranchi says

    February 16, 2018 at 7:18 pm

    This information is very good and very useful. I really like it and I am also waiting for the next information

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  7. Shufi says

    February 19, 2018 at 2:16 pm

    hey its an awesome post, really liked it, thanks for sharing.

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  8. zinngavignesh says

    February 20, 2018 at 5:15 pm

    Hahaahah!!!! nice post
    Please keep sharing…

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  9. Harry Pattinson says

    March 15, 2018 at 6:13 pm

    Nice post
    superb keep it up

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    • Timothy says

      March 15, 2018 at 6:30 pm

      Thanks Harry!

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  10. Edward cullen says

    March 19, 2018 at 6:12 pm

    Awesome post Thanks for sharing
    Good job

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    • Timothy says

      March 19, 2018 at 6:17 pm

      Thanks Edward!

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