Marketers have been spotted fighting to the death in gladiator pits for a chance to win one back link to their website.
The host of the event, a man who goes by the alias “Guru Guy” thought it would be a good idea to have marketers fight it out, instead of spamming every forum on the internet.
Owners of authority websites bid links on their favorite fighters, and the winner goes home with the grand prize.
We asked Guru Guy to give us the rundown and he had this to say:
“I was sick of being bombarded with guest post inquiries and I know most website owners are sick of it too. So I decided to host an event where everyone can get what they want. Website owners agree to link to a site only if their fighter wins. If the fighter loses – well – he dies and the world loses another marketer. But if he wins, he has a chance to earn back links from multiple websites, increasing his rank in search engine results. Win win.”
Fighters are allowed to use their weapon of choice, or choose from our selection of USB cables, old laptops, and CRT Monitors.
Back to you.
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