A freelance writer from San Diego, California reached out, asking for advice on how to find clients. Apparently his marketing campaigns were not effective.
We jumped on a call with the writer, and a portion of the conversation is below:
“So can you tell us a little bit about what you have been doing to find clients?”
“Well, I have been doing a bit of this and that, mostly trying to market myself on forums like Warrior Forum and other internet marketing forums.”
“Sounds great. How do you advertise yourself on those forums?”
“I usually just tell people I am a “top qualit best maters qualties witer” and “I can deliver best vales n 50% unque contents.” I don’t know why no one messages me!”
“Strange. That usually works. I guess you’re just unlucky.”
We will continue to investigate why our writer friend can’t seem to secure a client and will provide live updates as the story progresses.
A representative from an employment agency reached out to us and had this to say:
“Companies who are looking to hire freelance writers, tend to prefer people who can actually spell their own names.”
In other news, a Google update has triggered the apocalypse.
Stay tuned for more updates.